Lame names for a programming language

What could be more uninspiring then using a terrible programming language? Easy! Using a language that has a stupid name. Imagine going to a job interview and discussing your skills and experience with these languages:

1. Buggy
2. Happy Funtime Runtime
3. Coderama
4. Chimpanzee Code
5. Wall of Code
6. OnlyRunsOnLinux
7. C-Wrap
8. Codacaliproghamliciousness